1 00:03:22,078 --> 00:03:25,164 When do dreams stop? Where does reality begin? 2 00:03:26,082 --> 00:03:29,669 [groaning] 3 00:03:30,086 --> 00:03:31,671 Stop whining, you weakling 4 00:03:33,256 --> 00:03:35,675 Aunt Irene, I'm so confused. 5 00:03:36,342 --> 00:03:37,719 I have a hard time with that. 6 00:03:39,011 --> 00:03:41,055 When will my nightmares stop? 7 00:03:42,098 --> 00:03:44,434 Soon, Richard, hopefully soon 8 00:03:45,393 --> 00:03:48,312 My friends and lovers, Arthur W. Seward His sister, Sybil, will be in town soon. 9 00:03:49,689 --> 00:03:52,400 You need help as much as I need him Aunt Ernie 10 00:03:53,025 --> 00:03:53,943 All you do is fuck 11 00:03:55,278 --> 00:03:56,195 Shut up, Richard. 12 00:03:57,113 --> 00:03:58,239 Nightmares are boring. 13 00:04:00,283 --> 00:04:01,284 Call Nurse Lawson. 14 00:04:01,826 --> 00:04:02,785 To wing B 15 00:04:03,119 --> 00:04:05,246 There is no oxygen in the emergency room 16 00:04:07,331 --> 00:04:09,333 Dr. Bradley, call Dr. Bradley. 17 00:04:09,751 --> 00:04:11,461 I'm nervous Aunt Ernie 18 00:04:11,794 --> 00:04:14,422 Calm down, Richard. Your sleepless nights will end soon 19 00:04:15,506 --> 00:04:16,549 Fake bitch. 20 00:04:17,175 --> 00:04:20,553 - Erin, we were expecting you. -Arthur. Dear Arthur. 21 00:04:20,887 --> 00:04:22,680 - Sybil. - It's nice to see you, Irene. 22 00:04:23,014 --> 00:04:25,308 -And this must be your nephew, Richard. - yes it is. 23 00:04:25,641 --> 00:04:27,810 Henry, show Mr. Renfield his room 24 00:04:29,228 --> 00:04:30,062 Suckers (to curse) 25 00:04:30,396 --> 00:04:32,690 - Arthur, it's been a long time. -You look great. 26 00:04:33,566 --> 00:04:36,444 I've been trying to take care of myself Since my wife died 27 00:04:36,778 --> 00:04:38,404 What a way to get to know yourself 28 00:04:38,738 --> 00:04:41,824 Yes, Traumas have ways of acting 29 00:04:42,158 --> 00:04:44,911 Sybil will show you the way to your room You can take a shower or anything else you want to do 30 00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:46,788 - Thank you, Arthur. - Come on, my dear. 31 00:04:47,580 --> 00:04:49,290 Henry, look at my studies right away. 32 00:04:49,624 --> 00:04:50,374 attention. 33 00:04:50,708 --> 00:04:54,837 Seward Sanitarium, the first president The inflatable raft race has been cancelled 34 00:04:55,171 --> 00:04:57,089 Cause of a crab epidemic in the ward 35 00:05:00,051 --> 00:05:01,511 I put this new lunatic in his room 36 00:05:04,347 --> 00:05:06,474 Please, don't refer to them as crazy. 37 00:05:06,808 --> 00:05:07,642 Now, before you go, 38 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,268 Check the rest of the patients downstairs, 39 00:05:09,602 --> 00:05:11,229 To see if Mrs. Renfield needed anything. 40 00:05:12,104 --> 00:05:13,356 Yes sir 41 00:05:14,774 --> 00:05:16,734 That bastard, Steward. He always gives me orders 42 00:05:17,068 --> 00:05:18,611 It's like he thinks he owns this place, 43 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:21,906 But she's that big whore, Sybil, She is really in charge 44 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:26,452 Hell, this madhouse is going to fall apart If I'm not here nearby to dry it 45 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:31,833 Help me 46 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:35,294 I didn't sleep there I can't take this pressure anymore. 47 00:05:35,878 --> 00:05:36,963 I need something to sleep 48 00:05:37,296 --> 00:05:39,257 I have to help Richard. I have to help myself. 49 00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:40,424 Do you want help? 50 00:05:40,758 --> 00:05:41,551 Do you want help? 51 00:05:41,884 --> 00:05:43,261 - Yes, I admit. - I'll help you the hell out of here 52 00:05:43,594 --> 00:05:45,263 I'm starting to get it myself. 53 00:05:45,638 --> 00:05:48,015 I need to sleep, I need to sleep. 54 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:54,313 Would you like that help? 55 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:58,317 No, no, no. 56 00:06:14,292 --> 00:06:15,626 This will help you sleep well 57 00:06:23,384 --> 00:06:24,302 There you go (take) 58 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:29,098 How did you like the apples, you whore? 59 00:06:35,104 --> 00:06:35,938 Help is enough? 60 00:06:38,399 --> 00:06:39,775 - Did you get enough help? - Oh, my God. 61 00:06:41,027 --> 00:06:42,194 Huh? Huh? 62 00:07:01,589 --> 00:07:06,135 Here's a little love lotion For your tranquilizer. 63 00:07:06,469 --> 00:07:07,303 There you go. 64 00:07:08,763 --> 00:07:10,306 You are dirty. 65 00:07:14,477 --> 00:07:15,978 You're coming back, aren't you? 66 00:07:16,854 --> 00:07:18,022 I need another apple 67 00:07:18,481 --> 00:07:19,398 Bring a bushel. 68 00:07:25,613 --> 00:07:26,530 From here, Professor 69 00:07:30,034 --> 00:07:32,161 They always are Huge progress has been made here. 70 00:07:32,495 --> 00:07:33,329 where ? 71 00:07:34,914 --> 00:07:36,207 - Mr. Renfield. - Friends. 72 00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:39,460 Now, the thing is with Tim, he just showed up 73 00:07:39,794 --> 00:07:42,546 He has the same symptoms His intense desires are like everyone else's 74 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:46,342 They all took on different roles, But the same cravings. 75 00:07:49,261 --> 00:07:51,222 We all have cravings 76 00:07:51,722 --> 00:07:52,640 Yes. 77 00:07:53,432 --> 00:07:54,517 How is she? 78 00:07:55,393 --> 00:07:56,727 She's eight years old again. 79 00:07:57,353 --> 00:07:59,146 He plays the guitar and fornicates 80 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:02,817 In anything he can find Holes in the walls, straw, anything. 81 00:08:03,317 --> 00:08:04,235 Cowboys? 82 00:08:04,944 --> 00:08:06,821 Was this how the West won? 83 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:07,905 Yes. 84 00:08:32,138 --> 00:08:32,888 A little higher. 85 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:38,477 Cowboy musician 86 00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:52,616 Oh, cowboys. 87 00:08:57,788 --> 00:08:58,622 Oh, it's tight. 88 00:08:59,999 --> 00:09:01,459 Put it in me, cowboy 89 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:03,836 Get ready-- 90 00:09:04,170 --> 00:09:05,004 And ride it 91 00:09:09,050 --> 00:09:09,967 Feels good, huh? 92 00:09:13,971 --> 00:09:14,805 How is this? 93 00:09:15,806 --> 00:09:17,099 Slide a little bit here 94 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:20,811 Come on, cowboy 95 00:09:24,273 --> 00:09:25,024 A lot 96 00:09:28,444 --> 00:09:30,988 I can't help him. 97 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:35,242 Ride it a little more 98 00:09:36,619 --> 00:09:37,578 Oh, yes. 99 00:09:37,912 --> 00:09:39,497 - Nicky is a cowherd, Nicky Damn. 100 00:09:40,831 --> 00:09:41,665 Go deeper 101 00:09:46,796 --> 00:09:48,631 Oh, yes. 102 00:09:48,964 --> 00:09:50,716 Feels good, really good. 103 00:09:51,050 --> 00:09:54,303 Let's go. faster. 104 00:10:01,060 --> 00:10:02,019 Hello Silver 105 00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:11,070 Fuck me, baby, fuck me 106 00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:15,074 Oh my God. 107 00:10:37,555 --> 00:10:38,722 Wipe it around my whole body 108 00:10:54,238 --> 00:10:56,740 I'm confused I can't make anything for him 109 00:11:02,913 --> 00:11:03,789 This is different. 110 00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:12,423 This is the worst one so far. 111 00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:15,467 We made him very comfortable, Reading books, smoking cigarettes 112 00:11:15,885 --> 00:11:17,052 Now he's back in costume. 113 00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:21,432 I think the signs might be pests, Maybe from a virus or something like that. 114 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:24,351 one by one, The same thing happened to both of them. 115 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:34,236 The main reason 99.9% of all human diseases...? 116 00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:36,530 Chronic constipation 117 00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:38,365 Of course, yes. - Doctor, destroy the cocaine 118 00:11:57,176 --> 00:11:58,093 Are you serious? 119 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,100 I just can't get you out of my mind. 120 00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:08,020 I can't take my eyes off you 121 00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:14,735 I'm afraid I love you. 122 00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:17,988 You make me blush 123 00:12:19,949 --> 00:12:21,825 I've never told anyone that before 124 00:12:23,953 --> 00:12:24,870 It scares me. 125 00:12:26,372 --> 00:12:27,498 I won't bite. 126 00:12:33,379 --> 00:12:36,465 Dr. Bradley, surplus to the ward 127 00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:45,307 Attention, Nurse Lawson. 128 00:12:45,641 --> 00:12:48,560 Patients end of term 129 00:12:58,112 --> 00:12:59,446 What do you want to sing? 130 00:13:00,114 --> 00:13:03,117 You know the song, Low swing, sweet carriage? 131 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:14,670 I turned slowly 132 00:13:15,004 --> 00:13:18,465 Beautiful cart 133 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:24,555 Coming to take me home 134 00:13:25,264 --> 00:13:27,766 I turned slowly 135 00:13:28,434 --> 00:13:31,645 Beautiful cart 136 00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:37,985 Coming to carry me home 137 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:41,447 Well, if you get there 138 00:13:42,031 --> 00:13:44,783 Before I do, 139 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:50,497 Coming to carry me home 140 00:13:51,165 --> 00:13:57,212 Tell all my friends I'm coming too 141 00:13:57,963 --> 00:14:02,301 Coming to carry me home 142 00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:06,972 I turned slowly 143 00:14:07,348 --> 00:14:11,810 Beautiful cart 144 00:14:12,311 --> 00:14:18,233 Coming to carry me home 145 00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:21,779 I turned slowly 146 00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:26,658 Beautiful cart 147 00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:31,497 Coming to carry me home 148 00:14:32,081 --> 00:14:39,004 Home. 149 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,241 I have a theory. 150 00:15:50,284 --> 00:15:54,163 We are dealing with the undead. Vampires. 151 00:15:54,663 --> 00:15:56,373 - Nosferatu. - Nosferatu? 152 00:15:56,707 --> 00:16:01,295 Yes, Nosferatu. The vampire attacks the body 153 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,840 Leaves two small marks. 154 00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:08,385 Renfield, the man is obsessed. 155 00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:13,140 It is believed that it must devour living things. 156 00:16:13,474 --> 00:16:16,894 But the professor of modern sciences Such superstitions are not accepted. 157 00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:18,937 Renfield has escaped. 158 00:16:20,272 --> 00:16:21,190 Where did he go? 159 00:16:28,447 --> 00:16:31,992 Sir, I am here 160 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,343 I am Dracula. 161 00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:53,472 I welcome you. 162 00:16:56,934 --> 00:16:58,310 Listen to them. 163 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:01,438 Children of the night. 164 00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:05,067 What music they play 165 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,695 Mr. Renfield 166 00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:14,284 - Where are all the abnormalities you promised? - Blood is life. 167 00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,125 Henry! 168 00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:23,377 Richard! 169 00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:28,298 I locked him in so he couldn't Anne never hurts himself 170 00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:31,760 I'm yours forever! 171 00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:33,303 Oh, my back. 172 00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:34,471 Yes. 173 00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:43,105 Call Dr. Stoker, An uncontrolled patient in the violent ward 174 00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,732 Take off his straitjacket. 175 00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:50,320 Mr. Reinfeld, you look much better 176 00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:51,655 You bastard 177 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,448 I am here to help you 178 00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:57,411 Dr. Seward sent me away from this place 179 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,121 Send me away 180 00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:00,747 Why do you want to leave? 181 00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:05,836 My cries at night, It might upset Ms. Mina 182 00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:10,549 They might give her nightmares Professor Van Helsing. 183 00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:13,302 Bad dreams. 184 00:18:16,305 --> 00:18:18,765 The werewolf? Maybe you knew. 185 00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:21,226 We know why wolves talk 186 00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:25,063 And we know how to stop them 187 00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:30,235 You know too much to live Van Helsing. 188 00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:31,528 Henry, get him out of here 189 00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:33,322 I'm warning you, Dr. Seward 190 00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:34,823 Than send me away from this place 191 00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:37,326 Or you must answer What will happen to Mrs. Mina? 192 00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:41,455 -Damn Nazi! - What herb excited him? 193 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,833 Wolfsbane. It grows in central Europe. 194 00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:47,377 Indigenous people use it 195 00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:51,048 To protect themselves from vampires. 196 00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:54,176 Watch him closely day and night 197 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,471 Especially at night 198 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:37,988 don't move, 199 00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:40,907 Or I will fuck you Until your balls fall out 200 00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:43,160 Don't move. 201 00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:00,260 Don't move. 202 00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:05,348 Come on, put it in my pussy 203 00:21:10,562 --> 00:21:11,480 Come on. 204 00:21:13,899 --> 00:21:16,109 Make this poke as big as you can Nothing better 205 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,407 Don't move. I told you, don't move. 206 00:21:27,204 --> 00:21:30,165 Two hundred years I waited for this And that's all I get? 207 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:33,043 Make it bigger 208 00:21:35,545 --> 00:21:37,130 Make this damn thing bigger. 209 00:21:39,925 --> 00:21:40,675 Let's go. 210 00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:45,597 Let's go. 211 00:21:48,683 --> 00:21:51,061 You will die If I don't get down from this. 212 00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:53,146 Let's go. 213 00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:16,336 Fuck me (fuck me) 214 00:22:24,261 --> 00:22:26,096 squirt squirt 215 00:22:31,059 --> 00:22:31,893 That's right. 216 00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:42,612 Two hundred years I waited 217 00:22:42,946 --> 00:22:44,447 And that's all I'll get? 218 00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:51,997 Attention, attention. 219 00:22:52,289 --> 00:22:53,373 This is an emergency. 220 00:22:53,832 --> 00:22:55,709 Bats were spotted in Pavilion A. 221 00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:59,254 Please place hairnets on all patients. 222 00:23:02,883 --> 00:23:05,427 Dracula, I hear you coming, 223 00:23:06,219 --> 00:23:08,054 But I'd like to see you cum too 224 00:23:08,763 --> 00:23:11,308 Dracula, cum 225 00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:14,269 I want to cum too 226 00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:17,147 Attention, Henry. 227 00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:18,773 Henry, please bring the traps 228 00:23:19,107 --> 00:23:20,358 We have rats in the basement 229 00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:34,372 Is Dr. Seward at home? 230 00:23:34,706 --> 00:23:35,540 Yes sir, please come in. 231 00:23:43,715 --> 00:23:45,550 I would love for you to enjoy it 232 00:23:50,347 --> 00:23:51,264 Dr. Seward? 233 00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:52,515 Yes. 234 00:23:52,891 --> 00:23:54,643 I am Count Dracula. 235 00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:57,187 I just took Carfax Monastery. 236 00:23:57,812 --> 00:23:59,481 Oh, we'll be neighbors. 237 00:23:59,898 --> 00:24:02,359 That horny Dr. Stoker It wouldn't be bad either 238 00:24:02,734 --> 00:24:03,777 But he's busy now. 239 00:24:05,654 --> 00:24:07,113 He's with that whore maid 240 00:24:08,198 --> 00:24:10,992 Rumor She was fucked by the driver 241 00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:20,669 People in the city Really worried about him, 242 00:24:22,045 --> 00:24:23,338 Scared for some reason. 243 00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:25,507 scared ? Why? 244 00:24:25,924 --> 00:24:26,758 I don't know. 245 00:24:27,092 --> 00:24:30,387 Maybe because he's weird Different, you know? 246 00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:32,472 No, I don't know. 247 00:24:36,601 --> 00:24:39,104 I find him very charming and polite, 248 00:24:43,525 --> 00:24:45,235 Something you can learn from. 249 00:25:03,253 --> 00:25:06,798 Dr. Gillespie, Dr. Gillespie. Line six, phone call 250 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:12,637 Maybe you are right 251 00:25:13,430 --> 00:25:14,973 You'll never see him during the day 252 00:25:15,807 --> 00:25:16,725 Only at night. 253 00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:18,476 What do you think about that? 254 00:25:18,810 --> 00:25:19,644 nothing. 255 00:25:22,856 --> 00:25:25,400 The townspeople wouldn't even work Carfax Ownership. 256 00:25:25,817 --> 00:25:27,193 -Why? - They say it's haunted. 257 00:25:27,527 --> 00:25:29,612 - Would you please come in? - This place is deserted 258 00:25:29,946 --> 00:25:31,865 For a long time, too 259 00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:33,491 Yes. 260 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,619 I have a surprise for everyone. 261 00:25:38,079 --> 00:25:39,205 We have a new neighbor, 262 00:25:40,373 --> 00:25:41,291 Count Dracula. 263 00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:45,545 I want you to meet my niece Mina 264 00:25:49,507 --> 00:25:50,425 Hello. 265 00:25:56,973 --> 00:25:59,517 - Irene Renfield, an old family friend - Damn. 266 00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:03,313 One of the new interns, Dr. Bradley. 267 00:26:04,314 --> 00:26:06,024 Lucy Webster, Mina's college friend 268 00:26:09,194 --> 00:26:10,111 And of course, 269 00:26:11,905 --> 00:26:13,448 My dear sister, Sybil. 270 00:26:13,782 --> 00:26:14,616 Don't. 271 00:26:14,949 --> 00:26:15,825 Don't. 272 00:26:17,952 --> 00:26:20,789 -The Count has just rented Carfax Abbey. - How charming. 273 00:26:21,122 --> 00:26:24,584 It would be comforting to see some light In that gloomy old place. 274 00:26:25,585 --> 00:26:26,503 Yes indeed 275 00:26:27,670 --> 00:26:30,006 May you all excuse me? I have a phone call 276 00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:34,844 Stronger 277 00:26:38,723 --> 00:26:39,432 Come on. 278 00:27:11,131 --> 00:27:11,965 Stronger 279 00:27:15,844 --> 00:27:16,594 Come on. 280 00:27:48,418 --> 00:27:49,252 Stronger 281 00:27:53,006 --> 00:27:53,756 Come on. 282 00:27:56,050 --> 00:27:58,678 It looks like a monastery Looks like it might need some repairs. 283 00:27:59,012 --> 00:28:00,513 I will do very little. 284 00:28:01,181 --> 00:28:04,184 It reminds me In my castle in Transylvania 285 00:28:05,393 --> 00:28:08,021 Reminds me of that poem from school 286 00:28:08,521 --> 00:28:10,607 "The walls around her were bare, 287 00:28:11,107 --> 00:28:12,734 As if the dead were there.” 288 00:28:13,526 --> 00:28:15,528 That's a good toast, Lucy. 289 00:28:17,030 --> 00:28:17,947 There is more. 290 00:28:19,324 --> 00:28:22,118 “Let us cry for the next one to die.” 291 00:28:22,869 --> 00:28:24,537 Oh, Lucy, that's enough of that. 292 00:28:24,871 --> 00:28:25,622 Don't worry about the rest. 293 00:28:25,955 --> 00:28:26,956 to die, 294 00:28:28,249 --> 00:28:29,375 To be truly dead. 295 00:28:31,127 --> 00:28:32,670 It must be gloriously wonderful 296 00:28:37,467 --> 00:28:38,384 Why, Count? 297 00:28:39,969 --> 00:28:43,223 There are much worse things Waiting for a person to die. 298 00:29:02,784 --> 00:29:03,701 Stronger 299 00:29:05,411 --> 00:29:06,621 Attention, attention. 300 00:29:06,955 --> 00:29:09,499 Dr. Van Helsing Long distance from Amsterdam. 301 00:29:39,988 --> 00:29:40,822 Stronger 302 00:29:44,701 --> 00:29:45,451 Come on. 303 00:30:16,774 --> 00:30:17,608 Stronger 304 00:30:17,942 --> 00:30:19,235 Call Dr. Stoker. 305 00:30:21,821 --> 00:30:22,572 Let's go. 306 00:30:35,501 --> 00:30:37,503 Oh, Lucy. Yes, you are very romantic 307 00:30:37,837 --> 00:30:38,629 Do you mean that? 308 00:30:39,047 --> 00:30:40,965 I find it fascinating. 309 00:30:43,259 --> 00:30:45,261 Yes. I think so, too 310 00:30:45,595 --> 00:30:48,181 I think you can benefit from Someone else is more normal 311 00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:49,932 Oh, like your John 312 00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:53,269 No, but like Dr. Bradley. 313 00:30:53,603 --> 00:30:54,437 It's nice. 314 00:30:55,188 --> 00:30:56,898 But I like the more unique kind. 315 00:30:57,231 --> 00:30:59,776 The most unique type It will get you into trouble. 316 00:33:50,738 --> 00:33:53,032 Why the hell did I have to come here? 317 00:33:53,783 --> 00:33:58,079 I'm sure you used Cognac...or Quaalude. 318 00:34:15,638 --> 00:34:16,472 Stronger 319 00:34:20,309 --> 00:34:21,060 Come on. 320 00:34:52,842 --> 00:34:53,676 Stronger 321 00:34:57,555 --> 00:34:58,306 Come on. 322 00:35:30,004 --> 00:35:30,838 Stronger 323 00:35:34,967 --> 00:35:38,596 Dr. Stoker, Report to room 22 for lobotomy 324 00:35:38,971 --> 00:35:41,974 If you catch him messing around With any of the ladies here, 325 00:35:42,308 --> 00:35:45,144 I'll give him brain surgery Free. 326 00:35:49,190 --> 00:35:53,027 I could swallow his cock whole Testicle and everything 327 00:38:53,541 --> 00:38:54,375 Good morning. 328 00:38:54,708 --> 00:38:56,585 Breakfast is now served. 329 00:38:56,961 --> 00:38:58,379 Don't forget your rubber spatulas. 330 00:38:58,712 --> 00:39:00,881 I lay in bed for a long time, I read and 331 00:39:01,507 --> 00:39:03,175 I also felt sleepy 332 00:39:03,509 --> 00:39:05,469 I heard dogs howling. 333 00:39:06,428 --> 00:39:09,849 Then this angry white face came down from the fog, 334 00:39:11,934 --> 00:39:14,436 I could feel the breath on my face 335 00:39:16,146 --> 00:39:17,898 Then I felt lips 336 00:39:19,024 --> 00:39:19,859 John. 337 00:39:20,192 --> 00:39:21,360 You were just dreaming. 338 00:39:22,486 --> 00:39:23,821 I felt so weak. 339 00:39:24,446 --> 00:39:27,074 It feels like life You may be taken out of me 340 00:39:29,493 --> 00:39:31,579 Mina, it was all a dream. 341 00:39:31,912 --> 00:39:35,499 Was there anything? What might have caused this dream, Mina? 342 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:36,834 no. 343 00:39:37,167 --> 00:39:38,252 Attention, Dr. Stoker 344 00:39:38,586 --> 00:39:40,796 Mrs. Lucy Webster is not in her room. 345 00:40:06,780 --> 00:40:07,698 Van Helsing. 346 00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:09,158 Van Helsing. 347 00:40:11,285 --> 00:40:12,411 Van Helsing, I found her! 348 00:40:12,912 --> 00:40:14,788 Van Helsing, I found her! 349 00:40:23,631 --> 00:40:24,882 Come on, spit it out. 350 00:40:36,810 --> 00:40:37,728 What ? 351 00:40:41,065 --> 00:40:42,191 Dr. Bradley! 352 00:40:42,900 --> 00:40:44,360 Dr. Bradley! 353 00:41:09,510 --> 00:41:12,596 I turned slowly 354 00:41:13,430 --> 00:41:17,434 Beautiful cart 355 00:41:17,810 --> 00:41:22,982 Coming to carry me home 356 00:41:23,649 --> 00:41:26,110 I turned slowly 357 00:41:26,902 --> 00:41:30,364 Beautiful cart 358 00:41:30,948 --> 00:41:35,744 Coming to carry me home 359 00:41:36,704 --> 00:41:39,957 Well, if you get there 360 00:41:40,416 --> 00:41:43,669 Before I do, 361 00:41:44,003 --> 00:41:48,924 Coming to carry me home 362 00:41:49,466 --> 00:41:52,302 Tell all my friends 363 00:41:52,636 --> 00:41:55,639 I'm coming too 364 00:41:56,348 --> 00:42:00,936 Coming to carry me home 365 00:42:02,104 --> 00:42:05,357 I turned slowly 366 00:42:05,858 --> 00:42:09,903 Beautiful cart 367 00:42:10,696 --> 00:42:16,577 Coming to carry me home 368 00:42:16,952 --> 00:42:20,205 I turned slowly 369 00:42:20,622 --> 00:42:24,960 Beautiful cart 370 00:42:25,586 --> 00:42:29,882 Coming to carry me to 371 00:42:30,382 --> 00:42:37,306 Home. 372 00:42:44,855 --> 00:42:46,648 - Dr. Seward? - Yes. 373 00:42:47,024 --> 00:42:50,235 When did Mrs. Webster get... Last blood transfusion? 374 00:42:51,361 --> 00:42:52,446 About four hours ago 375 00:42:54,448 --> 00:42:55,365 unnatural, 376 00:42:56,700 --> 00:42:57,826 This blood loss, 377 00:42:58,660 --> 00:42:59,953 Waxy skin. 378 00:43:00,287 --> 00:43:01,121 Yes, really 379 00:43:01,455 --> 00:43:04,166 The victim's mouth and eyes are bloodless 380 00:43:10,964 --> 00:43:12,841 On the breast, two marks. 381 00:43:15,219 --> 00:43:18,263 Hold back your tears, Dr. Bradley 382 00:43:19,098 --> 00:43:20,182 Don't be a crybaby 383 00:43:21,683 --> 00:43:23,977 Attention, we're missing some morphine. 384 00:43:26,688 --> 00:43:27,773 Dr. Bradley? 385 00:43:28,107 --> 00:43:29,024 Yes. 386 00:43:31,568 --> 00:43:33,529 We are very young. 387 00:43:34,071 --> 00:43:34,988 Too late. 388 00:43:37,241 --> 00:43:38,117 Tell him, 389 00:43:39,034 --> 00:43:40,160 You make him understand. 390 00:43:41,161 --> 00:43:42,079 I cannot. 391 00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:46,416 It's all over, John. 392 00:43:47,918 --> 00:43:49,461 Our love, our life together. 393 00:43:51,588 --> 00:43:52,506 I love you, 394 00:43:53,674 --> 00:43:56,260 But I can't help what's going on here 395 00:43:56,593 --> 00:43:58,345 This is your fault, Professor 396 00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:00,264 You're driving her crazy. 397 00:44:00,806 --> 00:44:02,099 The sun is setting 398 00:44:03,433 --> 00:44:04,560 Another night will come. 399 00:44:06,436 --> 00:44:07,813 Who should be afraid of her 400 00:44:09,857 --> 00:44:11,441 So we will see him again 401 00:44:11,900 --> 00:44:14,069 Chronic constipation. 402 00:44:15,779 --> 00:44:19,867 Attention, Nurse Lawson. If you can, bring your own enema bag. 403 00:44:20,784 --> 00:44:22,161 Well, hello, Mr. Harker. 404 00:44:23,954 --> 00:44:24,872 How are you all? 405 00:44:26,582 --> 00:44:27,499 Not good. 406 00:44:27,833 --> 00:44:28,750 What's your problem? 407 00:44:30,294 --> 00:44:32,880 Things are not going well Between Mina and me at all. 408 00:44:33,255 --> 00:44:34,089 Absolutely 409 00:44:34,423 --> 00:44:35,716 Well, what's the problem? 410 00:44:37,801 --> 00:44:38,635 Among other things 411 00:44:38,969 --> 00:44:40,846 Can you imagine what it would be like? 412 00:44:41,305 --> 00:44:44,975 Being engaged to a woman For three years and be a virgin 413 00:44:46,143 --> 00:44:48,353 No, Mr. Harker, I don't think I can 414 00:44:48,687 --> 00:44:50,397 - Come with me. -Do you want me in that taxi? 415 00:44:50,731 --> 00:44:52,191 Yes, I want you in this taxi. 416 00:44:54,693 --> 00:44:56,028 You think this would take my mind off 417 00:44:56,361 --> 00:44:57,654 -Who are my problems? - Oh, yes. 418 00:44:58,405 --> 00:45:00,365 You are a beautiful woman, you know that? 419 00:45:04,453 --> 00:45:06,288 Just calm down, Mr. Harker. 420 00:45:12,419 --> 00:45:14,504 Oh my God. 421 00:45:17,090 --> 00:45:19,718 You quickly You make me forget all my problems 422 00:45:24,681 --> 00:45:25,515 Come on, kiss me. 423 00:45:25,849 --> 00:45:26,767 Let's feel comfortable. 424 00:45:27,601 --> 00:45:31,688 I want you to promise me, first of all, That no one will know about this 425 00:45:32,231 --> 00:45:33,607 Oh, Jonathan, 426 00:45:35,108 --> 00:45:37,444 You have my professional confidence 427 00:45:37,778 --> 00:45:40,030 No one will discover it - Okay, we have an agreement. 428 00:45:49,957 --> 00:45:51,875 -You know what you're doing, huh? - Oh, yes. 429 00:45:52,209 --> 00:45:53,919 I know exactly what I'm doing. 430 00:46:10,602 --> 00:46:11,603 Let me help you there 431 00:46:18,485 --> 00:46:19,403 Attention. 432 00:46:19,861 --> 00:46:23,115 Attention, Dr. Stoker Baby Jenny refuses to wear her diaper 433 00:46:53,312 --> 00:46:54,146 Oh my God. 434 00:46:54,479 --> 00:46:56,148 If Mina knew about this 435 00:46:56,732 --> 00:46:57,941 Mina won't find out. 436 00:47:04,573 --> 00:47:05,615 the curse. 437 00:47:07,617 --> 00:47:09,119 Oh, my God. 438 00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:12,164 Just what the doctor ordered. 439 00:47:20,213 --> 00:47:21,923 Where are you going, little girl? 440 00:47:22,466 --> 00:47:24,009 My dear Jenny, come back 441 00:47:26,428 --> 00:47:27,346 Attention. 442 00:47:27,763 --> 00:47:30,098 D. Seward is missing 443 00:47:30,432 --> 00:47:33,518 Anyone who knows his whereabouts, Please return it to the pool room. 444 00:47:49,034 --> 00:47:50,744 Dear Jane, come here 445 00:48:03,507 --> 00:48:05,425 I want to hurt you, my dear 446 00:50:39,955 --> 00:50:41,248 D. (Sybil Seward) 447 00:50:41,581 --> 00:50:44,834 Your brother would like to see you In his office as soon as possible. 448 00:50:47,754 --> 00:50:48,797 Dear sister, 449 00:50:50,298 --> 00:50:53,677 Why was he called Count Dracula? Yesterday for tea yesterday? 450 00:50:54,594 --> 00:50:57,264 Why shouldn't he be called Count Dracula? To drink tea 451 00:50:57,597 --> 00:50:58,557 Last night, Arthur? 452 00:50:58,890 --> 00:51:01,142 Because I don't like Its effect on Mina. 453 00:51:01,476 --> 00:51:02,310 In addition, 454 00:51:02,644 --> 00:51:08,191 Any decisions related to the clinic Do not take before taking my advice 455 00:51:08,525 --> 00:51:09,442 I mean, for God's sake, 456 00:51:09,776 --> 00:51:11,278 What's going on here? 457 00:51:11,611 --> 00:51:13,530 All this talk about vampires 458 00:51:13,863 --> 00:51:16,533 My staff no longer listens to me. 459 00:51:16,866 --> 00:51:21,204 My best intern, Dr. Stocker, 460 00:51:21,580 --> 00:51:23,873 In the end Like all my other patients. 461 00:51:24,207 --> 00:51:27,210 I will lose my licence Everything will collapse. 462 00:51:27,544 --> 00:51:29,713 I can't stand it anymore. I mean, what am I going to do? 463 00:51:30,046 --> 00:51:31,464 I mean, I worked hard at this place. 464 00:51:31,798 --> 00:51:34,175 No, I can't, I don't want to lose my health. 465 00:51:34,509 --> 00:51:35,594 You know I don't want to lose her? 466 00:51:35,927 --> 00:51:37,804 -You know I don't want to lose her. - Arthur, calm down. 467 00:51:38,138 --> 00:51:39,306 I just don't want to lose everything. 468 00:51:39,639 --> 00:51:40,348 -I can't lose everything. -Arthur. 469 00:51:40,682 --> 00:51:43,393 - I mean, this is all I worked for. -Arthur. Arthur! 470 00:51:43,893 --> 00:51:46,271 Arthur! Look at me, Arthur. 471 00:51:53,111 --> 00:51:56,281 Now, Arthur, calm down. 472 00:51:58,450 --> 00:52:00,827 Arthur... 473 00:52:04,539 --> 00:52:07,500 Remember how you loved this Much, Arthur? Much Arthur? 474 00:52:17,636 --> 00:52:18,553 Let's go. 475 00:52:19,596 --> 00:52:20,430 Come on, take it. 476 00:52:20,764 --> 00:52:22,515 You know you want to take it, Arthur. 477 00:52:23,892 --> 00:52:24,809 Come on. 478 00:52:25,310 --> 00:52:26,227 Let's go. 479 00:52:27,103 --> 00:52:27,937 Let's go. 480 00:52:28,271 --> 00:52:29,105 Yes. 481 00:52:30,106 --> 00:52:31,316 Yes. 482 00:52:46,623 --> 00:52:47,916 That's what you like 483 00:52:48,291 --> 00:52:53,004 Do you like that? 484 00:52:53,338 --> 00:52:54,714 Oh, look at me. 485 00:52:55,048 --> 00:52:55,882 Yes. 486 00:53:16,444 --> 00:53:20,198 It could have been your penis Our mother gave it to me 487 00:53:21,950 --> 00:53:24,703 I want to stick to it. 488 00:53:25,036 --> 00:53:26,961 I want to stick it in you 489 00:53:27,664 --> 00:53:28,832 Do you want to put it inside me? 490 00:53:29,416 --> 00:53:32,085 Yes, you like to do that, don't you? 491 00:53:46,349 --> 00:53:47,559 Arthur needs this. 492 00:53:47,892 --> 00:53:54,733 I know he does. 493 00:55:31,538 --> 00:55:33,915 Jesus Christ 494 00:55:34,457 --> 00:55:35,959 Is incest sex better? 495 00:55:46,344 --> 00:55:49,973 Arthur will cum On his sister's breast. 496 00:55:51,057 --> 00:55:52,600 -You know that, don't you? - Yes. 497 00:55:52,934 --> 00:55:54,185 Press them together 498 00:55:54,519 --> 00:55:55,353 Click on them. 499 00:55:55,687 --> 00:55:59,482 - Come on, Arthur. - Press them hard, there. 500 00:56:01,109 --> 00:56:03,528 Oh, yeah, here we are 501 00:56:43,109 --> 00:56:46,237 There will be no more Of confusion about Count Dracula. 502 00:56:46,571 --> 00:56:47,405 naturally. 503 00:56:48,823 --> 00:56:50,658 Now that we're feeling better, Arthur. 504 00:56:51,284 --> 00:56:52,702 We feel better - 505 00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:55,538 We have a lot of work to do. 506 00:56:56,372 --> 00:56:57,290 Yes, you are right. 507 00:56:57,957 --> 00:56:59,792 We'll pull ourselves together 508 00:57:01,377 --> 00:57:03,087 taking care of business, 509 00:57:04,380 --> 00:57:05,298 Right, Arthur? 510 00:57:05,715 --> 00:57:06,633 Yes, it is true 511 00:57:07,634 --> 00:57:08,551 Very good. 512 00:57:14,307 --> 00:57:17,685 Arthur is on the verge of a nervous breakdown. 513 00:57:19,020 --> 00:57:21,064 Yes, it's real 514 00:57:21,439 --> 00:57:23,524 I advise you Come back in a few weeks 515 00:57:23,858 --> 00:57:26,069 When his condition has improved 516 00:57:26,402 --> 00:57:27,278 Oh, Count. 517 00:57:28,029 --> 00:57:28,947 Good evening 518 00:57:30,657 --> 00:57:31,574 count dracula, 519 00:57:32,075 --> 00:57:33,284 Professor Van Helsing. 520 00:57:33,660 --> 00:57:34,744 Van Helsing? 521 00:57:35,870 --> 00:57:38,790 We know the name, even in Transylvania. 522 00:57:39,499 --> 00:57:41,626 You're kinder, Count. 523 00:57:42,001 --> 00:57:43,336 Count, Arthur told us 524 00:57:43,670 --> 00:57:46,589 From your kind offer To give Mina your blood 525 00:57:47,298 --> 00:57:50,468 I wanted to help in any way I could Of course. 526 00:57:50,843 --> 00:57:52,637 Would you like to do this now or later? 527 00:57:53,054 --> 00:57:54,263 Now it will be fine. 528 00:57:55,348 --> 00:57:56,265 Sorry. 529 00:57:59,686 --> 00:58:02,230 Tell me, Count Is this your first blood transfusion? 530 00:58:03,106 --> 00:58:04,023 Yes. 531 00:58:04,899 --> 00:58:08,111 And I'm a little sensitive About blood donation. 532 00:58:09,070 --> 00:58:13,241 Maybe you'll let me To stare into your eyes. 533 01:00:10,108 --> 01:00:11,317 before you go, 534 01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:13,986 Can you help, Count? 535 01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:15,154 Yes, of course. 536 01:00:15,488 --> 01:00:17,949 I will be happy to help In any way possible. 537 01:00:18,366 --> 01:00:22,328 Another evening I stumbled The most amazing thing. 538 01:00:32,964 --> 01:00:35,758 Forgive me, I don't like mirrors. 539 01:00:38,302 --> 01:00:40,054 Van Helsing will explain 540 01:00:40,805 --> 01:00:43,891 Who did not live Even at one age, 541 01:00:45,434 --> 01:00:46,602 But a wise man, 542 01:00:47,270 --> 01:00:48,187 Doctor 543 01:00:53,151 --> 01:00:54,819 Vampire struck 544 01:00:55,361 --> 01:00:56,529 What are you talking about?? 545 01:00:56,863 --> 01:01:00,950 A vampire does not cast a shadow in the mirror 546 01:01:01,284 --> 01:01:03,035 Sure, Professor You're not trying to say... 547 01:01:03,369 --> 01:01:06,956 A vampire's power is to prick him 548 01:01:23,347 --> 01:01:24,432 Nurse, come down 549 01:01:24,765 --> 01:01:26,809 And check on Dr. Stoker's condition, Please. 550 01:01:27,268 --> 01:01:29,979 I'll have Dr. Bradley come down I have some things that... 551 01:01:30,313 --> 01:01:32,940 I'm the one who runs the clinic Not you! 552 01:01:33,274 --> 01:01:35,902 Go down and check on Dr. Stoker and take Henry with you 553 01:01:36,986 --> 01:01:38,779 What a sick bastard 554 01:01:51,959 --> 01:01:54,045 Ha ha big penis is sick 555 01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:56,923 Hello, Nurse Lawson. 556 01:01:57,381 --> 01:01:58,466 How are you, Dr. Stoker? 557 01:01:58,799 --> 01:02:00,509 Oh, I'm fine, it's okay Thank you. 558 01:02:02,220 --> 01:02:04,847 Why don't you get rid of it so I can talk to you? 559 01:02:06,265 --> 01:02:08,893 Okay, you can leave now. I think I can handle it from here. 560 01:02:11,145 --> 01:02:13,022 Let me see those bad signs 561 01:02:14,398 --> 01:02:15,524 Oh, those look painful. 562 01:02:17,485 --> 01:02:18,402 They tell a lot. 563 01:02:19,070 --> 01:02:21,197 I really shouldn't be tied up like this 564 01:02:21,864 --> 01:02:25,326 I got a little crazy when Auntie bit me 565 01:02:25,660 --> 01:02:26,702 But I'm fine now. 566 01:02:27,662 --> 01:02:29,330 Why don't you let one arm loose? 567 01:02:29,664 --> 01:02:34,627 To make myself more comfortable and maybe scratch myself here? 568 01:02:35,378 --> 01:02:36,254 Good ? 569 01:02:36,587 --> 01:02:38,464 - Well, let me release you then. - Oh, good. 570 01:02:38,839 --> 01:02:39,757 One arm. 571 01:02:43,135 --> 01:02:44,428 Oh, help! 572 01:03:06,242 --> 01:03:11,914 He engages in sexual penetration b Mixing semen with her blood. 573 01:03:12,248 --> 01:03:13,582 Why should Mina be the chosen one? 574 01:03:13,916 --> 01:03:15,418 He is her only hope 575 01:03:16,085 --> 01:03:18,713 Tonight, Dracula will attempt this ritual. 576 01:03:50,369 --> 01:03:52,246 Why are you looking at me strangely? 577 01:03:53,664 --> 01:03:54,540 I don't know 578 01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:56,917 I have changed. 579 01:03:57,835 --> 01:03:59,253 You are still beautiful 580 01:04:00,046 --> 01:04:02,131 Oh, yes? 581 01:04:02,465 --> 01:04:03,924 I was really worried about you 582 01:04:04,675 --> 01:04:06,135 Oh, John, 583 01:04:07,803 --> 01:04:09,347 Look at the stars. 584 01:04:11,307 --> 01:04:12,933 John, look at the stars. 585 01:04:15,269 --> 01:04:16,729 The stars are beautiful. 586 01:04:21,859 --> 01:04:22,735 What's the problem? 587 01:04:23,402 --> 01:04:24,320 nothing. 588 01:04:24,945 --> 01:04:25,863 Nothing wrong. 589 01:04:28,741 --> 01:04:29,950 I love the night. 590 01:04:33,371 --> 01:04:37,500 It's the only time I truly feel alive 591 01:04:47,134 --> 01:04:49,011 You must return to your country. 592 01:04:50,679 --> 01:04:54,600 I will stay here, they don't need me. 593 01:04:55,434 --> 01:04:56,352 You're too late 594 01:04:57,144 --> 01:04:59,980 My blood mixed with Mina's blood. 595 01:05:00,314 --> 01:05:04,026 I don't want to save Mina's soul but her life. 596 01:05:16,414 --> 01:05:19,333 You have a strong will, Van Helsing. 597 01:05:20,459 --> 01:05:21,377 See you soon. 598 01:05:27,716 --> 01:05:29,427 Good, look is that big gray bat 599 01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:31,095 Came home it will get tangled in your hair. 600 01:05:31,429 --> 01:05:32,596 Come on, get out of here 601 01:05:33,264 --> 01:05:34,974 - Go, go. - Yes, sir. 602 01:05:35,599 --> 01:05:37,268 - I will, sir, I promise. - What ? 603 01:05:39,270 --> 01:05:40,104 nothing. 604 01:05:40,438 --> 01:05:41,230 What did you say ? 605 01:05:42,064 --> 01:05:42,982 nothing. 606 01:05:43,732 --> 01:05:44,650 Nothing, John. 607 01:05:48,696 --> 01:05:49,947 Attention, attention. 608 01:05:50,281 --> 01:05:53,701 Dr. Van Helsing Please return the cross to the church. 609 01:06:23,689 --> 01:06:25,649 It is Mina that Dracula desires. 610 01:06:26,484 --> 01:06:29,862 After all, she is the only pure soul here. 611 01:06:31,030 --> 01:06:33,824 I want to warn her, but... what the hell? 612 01:07:52,361 --> 01:07:53,779 Van Helsing! Oh, my God. 613 01:08:05,291 --> 01:08:06,417 Jesus Christ 614 01:08:12,798 --> 01:08:13,716 Let's go. 615 01:13:58,185 --> 01:13:59,937 Dracula has his new queen. 616 01:14:00,896 --> 01:14:04,566 Despite the sexual horror of his reign, I see Mina. 617 01:14:04,900 --> 01:14:07,819 She has found eternal sexual passion with her master. 618 01:14:09,154 --> 01:14:11,281 As for the rest of us, we are mere mortals 619 01:14:12,074 --> 01:14:14,242 We should be satisfied with having one night to ourselves. 620 01:14:15,285 --> 01:14:16,244 This is life. 621 01:14:23,460 --> 01:14:24,419 No, John 622 01:14:24,962 --> 01:14:26,672 We'd better part ways, John. 623 01:14:27,381 --> 01:14:28,757 Bonsoir, John. 624 01:14:29,299 --> 01:14:34,638 Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, Farewell in many languages 625 01:14:35,097 --> 01:14:36,014 Farewell